Latest and Greatest Dani"isms"

"Dad, we don't eat our butts, that's disgusting!!"
Disgusting is her most favorite word of the moment.

"I'm strong enough to ROAST MARSHMALLOWS!"

To Grandma and Rob and Jen over the webcam in response to Grandma's question about the Easter Bunny poop: "No the Whoppers weren't bunny poop, they were squirrel poop!" Umm, really, it WAS just candy!

"I need sharp nails for grabbing things - like my clothes!"