Missing the Dani"isms"?

I know it's been a long time since you've had a dose of Dani'isms". But don't worry Dani hasn't lost her touch! I've just been too busy to blog her latest and craziest ISMS. But we've still been collecting them:
(Obviously, Jeremy has done most of the collecting.)

• Mom is soooo lucky. She gets Chapstick.
• Dad, your ears wiggle when you eat.
• Dad, look! It's the music truck on our street! (Shhh, she still believes that the truck ONLY plays music.)
• Dad, you smell like you were weeding the garden for a whole week.
• Dad, I'm awkward.
• Bananas don't bounce, they dance.
• Monkey Bob can't eat a banana. He's already stuffed. (Monkey Bob is her stuffed animal monkey.)
• Dad, I'm a twin now.
• Those are clam rocks. They're only the biggest rocks in the world.
• When I was bigger, I used to be like Emma.
• I'm making up a song for my festival. It has a strawberry mountain and an elevator, and lots of lanterns so we can see in the dark, and lots of TVs. (Originally, Jeremy thought she said "vegetable" instead of "festival" - just as funny on a whole different level!)
• On our way home from Cali while flying on the airplane: Mom, I can't talk. There are clouds in my mouth.
• Sophie is a magic dog! She can change into a wack-a-saurus moose! (Sophie is my sister's YorkiePoo. She's pretty small weighing in at only around 2 pounds. I just wonder where she hides her moose costume!)

I know I missed a few, so if any of you faithful readers had a Dani-ism encounter please send them to me!